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Oh little sister of mine.
Many years ago you came into this world and ever since, you have been there to cause me grief and turn my hair white early. It was like, the world brought you here just to spite me. Why.....Why?...what did I do at such a young age that would require someone up there to find it adequate to give me high blood pressure? But other than giving me stress and making me albino, we have had some great times together have we not? Especially the three of us cheeky kids.
I remember the trouble we used to always get into together and the stupid air-brained situations we would think up. Ohohoho, I can think of many idiot plots but I won't list any down right now.
So now you are legally legal. Ohoho, don't be too quick to grow up now. Even though you are considered an adult, you are still young. Don't buckle in society's pressure. Think responsibly and use your discretions, you are an intelligent individual. If you know something is a stupid idea, don't do it. Don't make me sic the chickens on you.
So how does it feel to be a whole year older? If you want some pointers, me and the shrimp are always here to help. Now it's time to find a boyfriend, ohohohoh. I know you have lines of suitors just waiting for you. Me and the shrimp will be conducting interro-*ahem* I mean interviews on your behalf. Oh wait, you already have a boyfriend. Hey...where is Beaglesfried? I say he's the man for you. He'll never argue back unless you let him, won't bother you and won't leave the toilet seat up. Ohohoh.
Anyways, it is the last hour or so of reading week. School begins again tomorrow. So, pain-in-my-butt and dent-in-my wallet, have a good day and know your family is always behind you even if we don't show it all the time.
Happy 18th birthday mei mei.
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